Bite Me

So funny story, last night the hubs and I were out on a drive.  We started talking randomly about jobs and bosses of the past, present, and future and then workman's comp and workplace settlements.  Shane asked me if I remembered when he had told me about getting his assistant manager fired when he worked in fast food.  I was shocked, he had never mentioned this to me before.  Believe me, my memory is like a steel trap, and getting someone fired would definitely be worth "trapping".  The hubs got shy and clammed up for a bit, but I kept prying until I finally found out that his assistant manager had bit him.  Yes bit him.  Here's the story, Shane and his assistant manager were joking around for awhile in the backroom one late night and then the manager left the room.  He came back awhile later and thinking that the joking nature was still in the air, said something that apparently Shane didn't particularly find funny because Shane retorted "bite me".  This his manager did and hard!  Shane yelped "ouch" and a coworker came running and asked what happened.  Because she didn't like the assistant she called the manager and proceedings began.  Shane was asked if he was going to sue or press charges and he said no because he knew it was all in joking and it just didn't feel right to him.  Naturally because of the implications, they let him go.  I laughed and laughed and laughed and because of this, karma smacked me in the face, today I was bitten by a four year old for no reason at all.  She bit hard, almost breaking skin and all I could think of was sheesh, how's that for luck.